Oh the songs I write.. I hope I keep them so I can see how ridiculous I was in the future
My bailiwick of banal bandying
Ok, the Human Project gives this great, big dinner for all the scientists and sages in the world. They’re tossing around theories about the ultimate mystery: why are all the women infertile? Why can’t we make babies anymore? So, some say it’s genetic experiments, gamma rays, pollution, same ol’, same ol’. So, anyway, in the corner, this Englishman’s sitting, he hasn’t said a word, he’s just tuckin’ in his dinner. So, they decide to ask him, they say, “Well, why do you think we can’t make babies anymore?” And he looks up at ‘em, he’s chewin’ on this great big wing and he says “I haven’t the faintest idea,” he said, “but this stork is quite tasty isn’t he?”
I love Clive Owen. I love this movie.
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YES
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You know you’re tired when you turn a light on, walk a couple feet, and then think “I don’t remember that light being on…?”
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The world is ours.
seriously. like one of the best movies ever. vincent cassel like a boss.
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